This entry was inspired by Chris Rock, well, most of the words are his, I just love this guy, and he speaks the truth. And, no offense ladies, this entry is just a joke, al least we could keep on pondering why eh? Heheh.

Who is the worst liar?
Men lies bout things like, “I’m at me friend’s house”
Women lies bout things like, “He’s YOUR baby”

Who lies a lot? Men or women? Let’s go through this together.
Women wore high heels, you ain’t that tall
Women wore make-up, your face ain’t that white
Women wore color contact-lenses, your eyes ain’t that blue
Women wore wonder-bra, your boobs ain’t that big
Women do wax, your body ain’t that hairless
Women wore tight dress, you ain’t that skinny
Women did hair-do, your hair ain’t that curly blond
Women do manicure and pedicure, your nails ain’t that shiny

Men shave facial hair, because corporate world don’t allow keeping them.
If they do allow, man, there will be Guru Pitka all over the place. Haha, sad sight ain’t it?

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